New original series from new "Fox Unreal TV Channel":
- : Christians Gone Bad serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys.
- 'Til Death Do Polacks Part explores stories of Polish divorce that end in murder led by psychotherapist and relationship expert, Dr. Hanns Chryszxlmnsnsky and forensic psychologist and attorney, Dr.Igor Moronowsky .
- Wives With Knives showcases stories of women who fought back and cut of the dicks and balls of their husbands - motivated by years of abuse or by greed and jealousy.
- Pretty Bad Amish Girls is a true-crime series profiling sexy female Amish woman who cheat, steal and kill and have sex with barn animals.
- Cold Venereal Disease Cases delves into unsolved homicide cases caused by venereal disease as they are reopened.
- Dangerous Hasidick Jews (wt) relates true tales of religious Jews who were manipulated into committing horrible sex crimes by shiksas.
- Who The Fuck Is That... is a spin-off of the network's series Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? with this new series going deeper into relationships between friends, co-workers, family members and more telling the truth about people leading double lives and killing and eating their neighbors and children.
- Homo Murder In Paradise follows the stories of happy homo couples whose vacations in paradise end in violence and then Homo lynchings by the locals.
- Burnett Dickhead productions will exec and line produce these new breakthrough concepts and are in negotiations with Charlize Theron to star in "Wives with Knives" and Russel Crowe in "Christians Gone Bad" - Daniel Day Lewis was set to star in "To Death Till Polaks Part" but had a tough time with learning Polak -AND Nick Nolte is close to signing on for "Homo Murder in Paradise" (as the head homo killer)
Stay Tuned for more great TV from Fox!
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