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Wednesday, December 05, 2012

"Where Is Drunken Santa?" will Replace Rudolph!

 Meyer Cornblum head of CBS's Special  XMas Programmimg division said in Hollywood today:       ---   "You used to know Christmas is coming when Rudolph shows up. Unfortunately his light did not shine so bright last night: (CBS’ airing of the 1964 stop-motion animation Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (2.9/8) special was down 28% from last year.) -So we are getting rid of him  and replacing it with a Reality Show:

 He explained: "Where is Drunken Santa" -  is where kids AND adults attempt  to track and locate  a lost Santa (" He's Drunk -you know kiddies - like how  Daddy and Mommy sometimes  get lost when they are driving after they drink too much and we have to help him find his way here") -  using their digital devices and compete together as a family to win Christmas  goodies."

"And we at CBS think this will also reinforce a strong message against Drinking and Driving"
Ho! Ho! Ho!